title: Letter to my ELF’S
subject: Angst, fluff
summary: Shindong Writes to his ELF’s and demands a few things.
A/N: a random fic for a birthday girl.. it's pretty random.. i don't know.. but i hope you like this. The idea struck me when i rewatched this It's you parody so there.. hope you like it ^_^
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Being in Super Junior is a lot of stress. There are the constant early schedules with little breaks, constant dance rehearsals and singing, tons of live performances and shows, and more concerts, tours and album promotions; not to mention individual schedules.
But all these doesn’t matter to me, only two things that tests my patience to the limits: Fanservice and fanfiction
I don’t mind seeing Eunhyuk cuddle with Donghae, c’mon they are lovers anyway and you can hear them at night.. Girls scream! Your Eunhae is a couple, Happy?!
I don’t want to sound ironic or sadistic, I’m happy for them, at least Hae is with Hyukkie and not some girl you girls pair him with, C’mon I read your fics and believe me your smuts are the best.. can you make more smuts? How about a group smut like 4 or 5.. you know I’m kinda bored with the twosome and threesome.. but hey Britney says Three is fun[kyuhyun agrees and it’s his theme song] .. I don’t mind.
Really, I can tolerate most of them but you know you girls [and if there are fanboys] suck!
Why can’t you make me a proper fic? I mean Kyuhyun has tons, and Ryeowook too.. they have a SJ and SJM pairing and what do I have? Food? Can you write anything about me aside from food? Or even alcohol?
Hey use your brain cells to good use! I don’t mind reading me and Yesung.. hey, at least that’s a real otp..
I can even tolerate Heechul.. I’m sure Hangeng and Siwon won’t mind, they have each other anyway. What about Henry and Zhou mi? they have OTP’s and OT3’s and I have none.. Hey I was member first! But don’t write hate fics about them ok? I love those guys..
I’m not picky… I just want a proper fic.. you know.. the one I am the center and food is not my pairing.
Have you seen the SEOUL MV? Gawd I look so cute right? And I’ve read some fics about me and Sunny.. I don’t mind having fics with her.. she’s cute and I can be very close with LSM! Thank you for those writers! But can you continue with Shinny.. or sunshin or whatever you call us.. just do it.. but I’ll think twice about the smut, her uncle might kick me out of SJ..
Oh.. and erase an OTP with KAngin.. it’s not good, I’m telling you, only leeteuk can handle him, even the bunny princess has no effect on him.. so don’t try it!
we love your fics! We read them and we’re pretty impressed with your works.. as I’ve said I love your smuts! But can you make Kyuhyun the girl sometimes?
I’ll be waiting for my fics ok? And I expect OTP’s and OT3’s.
and you can find a reply to this letter here by tiggie0307